(I wrote this while drunk and it’s rubbish, but reading it again made me laugh so:)
1980s throwback
Keep your ipods at bay
Walkman’ll play that
Keep your chips at bay.
Jump up and down in your polyester
Fuck this velour shit
Don’t point me towards your email
I want to facsimile
Ah you only accept telex
Silly me.
Nah, I don’t want to see your disco tat
Keep your Magnum PI to yourself
Just drop me some Airwolf
StreetHawk and the A-team
Otherwise I’m deleting your phone number
From my filofax
Made me chuckle too, although I’m not happy about the Magnum PI diss. Tried to write in verse a few times but I always end up making weak rhyming couplets. One day I’ll find the sacred way.
when the weak turn to prayer I’ll be shaving a bear. Oh yeah.