October 17th, 2007
I found an article today that filled me with hope. Yes, if it all gets too much, I’m off to Gliese 581C.
I’d let the Guardian journalists colonise the place first and get the fearsome brain-sucking aliens on message before setting foot on the surface. Failing that, if you have to be on the first transport, make sure you take enough Mail journalists to use as decoys.