Much as I am a jaded soul, there are a range of small things that bring intense delight to my days. A few food based ones are:
Weetos – clearly the food of the gods. Great in both crunch and milk-softened form. Try heating your milk first for an insomniac snack that guarantees sleep.
Kool Aid – made from depleted uranium and enough sugar to make a small child’s head explode, but tastes so good.
Potato waffles – it’s got potato, it’s got air, it’s got enough crunchy greasiness to cure hangovers and nourish leanheads. Amazing with cheese and/or barbecue sauce.
Ham – amazing animal death based tastiness. Apply mustard and bread for maximum results
Well anyway, that’s enough Delia. I’m off to throw rocks at passing estate agents.
Mr. Figs from Chorleywood writes: “For an alternative flavour experience from your waffles, why not try cooking them from frozen in a toaster, then drizzling with a microwaved whole block of cheese, whilst wearing permanent marker all over your face”. Delish…