This one’s a turkey

One Daily Mail reader to another: “What are we going to do now Bernnard Manning’s gone?”
Other: “Dunno, but I’m sure other places will do turkey at Christmas”

(I would like to add it did NOT take me four days to think of this joke, I have not heard it before as far as I know, and I was not waiting for him to die just so I could use it. I was, however waiting for him to die.)