I am clozing ze window, you fuckzewit

Just a quickie.

Does anyone know why it tends to be people who stink of piss, eggs and Castrol Super who insist on closing ALL the windows on the bus when they get on, claiming it’s ‘cold’? (Bordeaux in May is very rarely cold, by any means, although some of the locals do nonetheless take the opportunity to stick on a nicely patterned husband jumper and a kerchief when it dips below 18°c)