Things you hear

Last night someone was telling me about an acquaintance whose wife has nipples the size of ashtrays – and I’m talking bar ashtrays. After five pints, it properly twisted my brain.

2 Responses

  1. Bennie says:

    One minute it’s the wagon, the next it’s five pints and talk of nipples the size of ashtrays. I like it. Not tot keen on the nippleage though. I once saw a set of nipples that were at least an inch long when erect. That was bad enough. I wanted to hang baubles from them.

  2. Groover says:

    Only on the wagon from the remedies if you catch my drift… this is obviously accompanied by an increase in alcoholic consumption.

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