Things I learnt in Paris

That I quite like my work mates when they and I are stylishly drunk and we don’t have to talk about crime statistics.
That I still like French hip-hop.
That sometimes a little holiday can help you cheer up no end.
That decent red wine is a truly amazing drink that you can even take while horrendously hungover.
That I can get by with 2 hours sleep and a head full of booze, but I can’t climb to the top of the Eiffel Tower at the same time.