Hey hey hey it’s a bank holiday weekend. Y’git meh blad it’s a bank holiday weekend? Do you understand me bredren, it’s a chance to rest our aching heads. Put your feet up Grandad. Get the barbie on, it’s footy in the park and cricket and everything that’s right. Oh my god I need to rest my weary head. I need to go out drinking tonight. Sweet oblivion you are my oldest friend, come back to me and then let me sleep for two days. That’s all I ask.