Although Krispy Kreme may have strimmed several years off of my life already (and that’s only after 2 of them), I feel it is time worth loosing. Even though my arteries may now resemble a lump of concrete, at least I will die fat and happy. Probably more of the fat but whose complaining.
#33 Never, NEVER eat Krispy Kreme (r) doughnuts. Each one must take an hour off your life and that’s too much.
Although Krispy Kreme may have strimmed several years off of my life already (and that’s only after 2 of them), I feel it is time worth loosing. Even though my arteries may now resemble a lump of concrete, at least I will die fat and happy. Probably more of the fat but whose complaining.