Excuses for leaving your house
Someone said this to me today:
“I would have stayed longer yesterday but i got a bit para about having enough firepower to take out half of Iraq in my boot! Even if they do only shoot plastic pellets, they look fucking real and I had visions of being held in a cell with a fat fed sitting on me telling me “I know you’re really a terrorist…. it’s in your beard….. and your eyes, very red…..with all the killing you’ve done……TERRORISTI! “”
This may have been true.
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