Reasons why the ipod nano is likely to break

1) the ipod nano is destined to break because it’s so small it wants to explode to get bigger. It’s kind of like one of those unhappy atoms wanting to grab onto another atom to build a molecule from chemistry kind of thing.

2) the ipod nano is destined to break because under its skin it is chocolate, like a lovely chocolate coin.

Either way, it’s doomed to break - just too small.