Excuses for leaving your house

Someone said this to me today:

“I would have stayed longer yesterday but i got a bit para about having enough firepower to take out half of Iraq in my boot! Even if they do only shoot plastic pellets, they look fucking real and I had visions of being held in a cell with a fat fed sitting on me telling me “I know you’re really a terrorist…. it’s in your beard….. and your eyes, very red…..with all the killing you’ve done……TERRORISTI! “”

This may have been true.